Got Milk?

The Gorn and Morn Comedy Show

Having become the hit of the Promenade, the "Gorn and Morn Comedy Show" was destined to be a traveling success.

Voyager: Lost in Space

The reason for Barclay's obsession to try to save Voyager suddenly became obvious to Troi when she walked in and found him sobbing while watching an episode of "Lost In Space."

A Game of Chess

Never play 3-D chess with a Jem'Hadar.

Oooof!

And that was the last time Dukat ever insulted Major Kira without first wearing his Obsidian Order Sports Cup™.