Saturday, December 30, 2017

Bad Luck

"I'm telling you, Scotty, after getting my arm fried in the Weeger Incident, a Ceti Eel put in my ear by Khan, and falling off a nuclear wessel in the 20th century, I'm beginning to think that bad things von't happen to me anymore!"

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Tea Time

"Another box of Earl Grey tea.... Well, thank you for the Christmas gift, Mr. Data. You do realize that I can replicate a hot cup of tea at any given moment though, right?"

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Lost scene from "Star Trek: Generations"

"Well, Deanna, it figures. We finally let you steer the ship and just look at what happens!"

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Wrong Relic

Vorgon: "Tox Uthat?  Oh no, no, no.  You can have this back.  I'm searching for a Horga'hn here on Risa.  I have a hard time 'scoring' in the 27th century."

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Migrain Moment

"Need Exedrin...excruciating headache...head going to explode...."