Saturday, June 24, 2023

Smarter Than the Average Wampa

"Whoa, hey there Mr. Big Guy with the glowy light stick! I only put you up there so the blood would rush to your head and help you regain consciousness. What, did you think I was going to eat you or something?"

Saturday, June 17, 2023

Hard Core Carnivores

"(OMG, I'm gonna die! OMG! OMG!...) Hiiiii there, little guys! I'm just your friendly neighborhood Imperial biker scout. No need to be alarmed. I'm just skin and bones underneath this armor, so nothing to eat here, right? Right???"

Saturday, June 10, 2023


"What? No, Dak. Sorry, but you're a goner. I'm just trying to get my gear and get out of here before that walker comes. No use both of us being crushed, right?"

Saturday, June 3, 2023


"Oh, here's one I bet you haven't heard, Cassian: What did the five fingers say to the face? Give up? Cassian?"