Saturday, December 7, 2024

Slow Down!

"Yes, I now have Genesis! Wait… there's a yellow light that
just came on. What does a yellow light mean, Kirk?"
"Slow down."
"What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?"

Thursday, November 28, 2024

Release the Penguin!

"WAIT! Turn off that oven! That's an old friend of mine by the name of Frobisher. He's a penguin, not a turkey! Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving, you animal!"

Saturday, November 23, 2024

Korg Finds a Way

"Sure, you could say that I, Korg, am just a pile of rocks. But there's
life in these old rocks, and, as you could say, life finds a way."

Saturday, November 16, 2024

Petty Dispute

"I am sick of arguing with you, Logan, so let's get to the point.
Let's roll another joiiiiiiint….C'mon, sing it with me!"

Saturday, November 9, 2024

Wong, Sorcerer Supreme

"I, Mordo, demand you bring me the Sorcerer Supreme!"
"Wong?"
"No, I'm not wrong, I'm right!"
"No, 'Wong', not 'wrong!' Wong is the current Sorcerer Supreme!"