Saturday, March 15, 2025

Hulk in Bulk

"Green Hulk, Smart Hulk, She-Hulk, Red Hulk… Just how many more Hulks are we going to get?"
"I don't know, Mysterio, but you sound like a Dr. Seuss book."

Saturday, March 8, 2025

Where Shopping Meets Fun

"Get in, Peter. We're going shopping!"
"Ah, Mr. Stark, I don't fit in the shopping cart seat anymore, but can I ride in the basket instead?"

Saturday, March 1, 2025

He Came Upon a Midnight Clear

"Wha… Wade, just what the hell is that thing over your head?"
"Didn't they tell you, Logan? I'm Marvel Jesus!"

Saturday, February 22, 2025

Aren't you a little buff for a Stormtrooper?

"Well done, Lord Vader. Your Steroid Troopers are coming along impressively.
I... didn't expect you to take the steroids yourself, however."

Saturday, February 15, 2025

What's in a Name?

"But Boba, having it named Slave I implies that there's a Slave II
or even III. You don't have any other ships right now!"
"I'm reserving the numbering for future use, Zuckuss. Besides, maybe I'll
scrap the whole idea at some point and just name it Boba Fett's Starship."