Saturday, March 16, 2024

Treading on Spidey's Toes

"Gee, Spidey. Sorry for running over and crushing your toes. I'd think a guy like you would have had a bit more agility to avoid this kind of thing."

Saturday, March 9, 2024

Toilet Troubles

"Hulk, after a suggestion by the Avengers Facility Janitorial Staff, you are no longer allowed to use the public restroom. However, we've built you a nice sandbox in the back yard."

Saturday, March 2, 2024

Obey Your Thirst

"Sprite! You're drinking 7-Up??? Okay, now that's just wrong!"

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Dark Humor

"What, you don't like my 'choking on aspirations' joke, Krennic? Well, I've got more where that came from. Want to hear one of my knock-knock jokes?"

Friday, February 16, 2024

The Travis Adventures II

"So I'm standing there in my hovertank just minding my own business, and this crazy looking Sith guy just hops onto my tank, grabs a selfie, shouts 'Happy Birthday!' and runs off! Called himself Darth Smiley. Weird, man… just plain weird."