Saturday, June 13, 2026

Hosed

"You do realize, Black Manta, that with one swipe of my trident I can just cut your air tubes and the fight is over, right?"

Saturday, June 6, 2026

Balls

"No, Guy, they are not Poke Balls. They're T-Spheres!"
"Whatever, Terrific. Just grab your balls and let's go save the world."

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Round Q

"C'mon, Benji! Let's go for round 2! Picard won't lay a hand on me and neither will Janeway, so you're the only one either stupid or brave enough other than Guinan to hit me again."

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Just a Theory

"Yes, Ensign Crusher. Math, science and history are unraveling the mystery, but it all started with the Big Bang."

Saturday, May 16, 2026

Pick-Up Bar

"So I heard somewhere that Talosians might be androgynous. Is that true? I don't think I've been with an androgynous species before."
"Yes you have, Will! You forgot about... *mmph*!"
"SHHH! Don't screw this up for me, Captain!"