Saturday, May 30, 2026

Round Q

"C'mon, Benji! Let's go for round 2! Picard won't lay a hand on me and neither will Janeway, so you're the only one either stupid or brave enough other than Guinan to hit me again."

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Just a Theory

"Yes, Ensign Crusher. Math, science and history are unraveling the mystery, but it all started with the Big Bang."

Saturday, May 16, 2026

Pick-Up Bar

"So I heard somewhere that Talosians might be androgynous. Is that true? I don't think I've been with an androgynous species before."
"Yes you have, Will! You forgot about... *mmph*!"
"SHHH! Don't screw this up for me, Captain!"

Saturday, May 9, 2026

Take the Helm!

"Deanna! When I said 'Take the helm,' I meant for you to steer the damn ship, not physically take the helm console!"

Saturday, May 2, 2026

Time's Arcade

"Obviously someone else went back in time and monetized the exploits of Kirk's Enterprise, Number One."