The Truth Hurts

Turns out Ant-Man was telling Deadpool the truth when he was asked "Why is Thor Crying?"

Insubordination

"Listen, Holdo. I don't like you, I don't respect you, and… and... I hate your purple hair! So there!"

Capelicious

"There's actually a very valid reason why I wear a cape, Han. L3 here gets a little too touchy-feely back there if I don't wear one."

Nowhere Man

"Where are you from, Rey?"
"Nowhere."
"Tatooine?"
"No, Master Skywalker. Jakku. But from what I hear, I think you probably win."

Happy 250th!

"Hi, I’m Captain America. I’m here to congratulate the United States on its 250th year. One of the most important aspects of this country is the freedom of its people. When the Founding Fathers wrote….”
“Ah… Mr. Captain America? I’m afraid this PSA is only scheduled to run 30 seconds, sir.”