Friday, February 16, 2024

The Travis Adventures II

"So I'm standing there in my hovertank just minding my own business, and this crazy looking Sith guy just hops onto my tank, grabs a selfie, shouts 'Happy Birthday!' and runs off! Called himself Darth Smiley. Weird, man… just plain weird."

Saturday, February 10, 2024

A Reflection of Deflection

"Back in my day, Stormtroopers couldn't aim worth poodoo. If First Order troopers are the same way, don't even worry about having to deflect shots. It'll save you a lot of work."

Saturday, February 3, 2024

Bodhi Language

"Okay, so we got the squad together. Now who's gonna fly the ship?"
"I… I'm the...pilot?"

Saturday, January 27, 2024

Workout Wonders

"Damn, Oliver! Your workout regimen must be amazing if it makes my sculpted body look like a 'dad bod' in comparison!"

Saturday, January 20, 2024

Neon Nightwear

"Wait, Batman. Before we start this fight, how did you see me up on this rooftop?"
"Slade… seriously?"