Saturday, August 8, 2026

Mistaken Identity

"Well, I'm not too happy about my hotel room. Supposedly they booked me under 'Rocky Raccoon'. And wouldn't ya know, I stepped into my room only to find Gideon's Bible."

Saturday, August 1, 2026

The Truth Hurts

Turns out Ant-Man was telling Deadpool the truth when he was asked "Why is Thor Crying?"

Saturday, July 25, 2026

Insubordination

"Listen, Holdo. I don't like you, I don't respect you, and… and... I hate your purple hair! So there!"

Saturday, July 18, 2026

Capelicious

"There's actually a very valid reason why I wear a cape, Han. L3 here gets a little too touchy-feely back there if I don't wear one."

Saturday, July 11, 2026

Nowhere Man

"Where are you from, Rey?"
"Nowhere."
"Tatooine?"
"No, Master Skywalker. Jakku. But from what I hear, I think you probably win."