Saturday, August 22, 2026

Black Panther Curse

"So let me understand. You, son of T'Challa, are now the new Black Panther? In a matter of only a few years, I have seen four other Black Panthers come and go. I'm becoming very appreciative that I myself did not attain the title!"

Saturday, August 15, 2026

The Stevies

"So your name is Steve Rogers, and yours is Stephen Strange? You should team up and call yourself The Stevies!"

Saturday, August 8, 2026

Mistaken Identity

"Well, I'm not too happy about my hotel room. Supposedly they booked me under 'Rocky Raccoon'. And wouldn't ya know, I stepped into my room only to find Gideon's Bible."

Saturday, August 1, 2026

The Truth Hurts

Turns out Ant-Man was telling Deadpool the truth when he was asked "Why is Thor Crying?"

Saturday, July 25, 2026

Insubordination

"Listen, Holdo. I don't like you, I don't respect you, and… and... I hate your purple hair! So there!"