Hungry Hungry Ego

"I really sorry that I missed out on all of the father-son bonding time in your youth, Peter, but this game of Hungry Hungry Hippos is really aggravating!"

Action Figure Valentine Fantasies

Deadpool would never forget the day he walked in on Logan playing with his X-Men figures recreating a mutant love-triangle.

An Ikea Idea

"I'm honored to visit your room here at Kamar-Taj, Mordo, but I have to say that I didn't picture you to be an enthusiastic Ikea shopper."

A Game of Rumors

"You shall cease relaying this rumor at once, trooper! I am not attracted to large burly redheads with beards, and that is that!"

Background by Jverse at https://joey3d.artstation.com/projects/XnJXWY

I'm Not Listening!

"What??? Dad, NOOOOO! I don't want to hear about how hot Mom
had looked in her dancer bikini on Tatooine! Eww, eww, EWWWW!"