A Game of Rumors

"You shall cease relaying this rumor at once, trooper! I am not attracted to large burly redheads with beards, and that is that!"

Background by Jverse at https://joey3d.artstation.com/projects/XnJXWY

I'm Not Listening!

"What??? Dad, NOOOOO! I don't want to hear about how hot Mom
had looked in her dancer bikini on Tatooine! Eww, eww, EWWWW!"

Darth Smiley

"The Death Star… always brings a smile to my face. Vader... Sith freak? Terrorizes? Wait 'till they get a load of me!"

Sand

"Aren't…aren't you coming with us, Lord Vader, to retrieve the Death Star plans?"
"What? You expect me to do down to a planet of sand? SAND??? It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!"

IG-Something

"Shh! Bossk, it's me. IG-11! I'm covering for IG-88. He went on a drunken oil and battery spree last night and needs time to recover. Just act natural and no one will ever know."