I'm Too Sexy for These Clothes!

The introduction of the new Starfleet uniforms by Worf and Picard
became so anticipated that it turned into a major fashion show.

Pac-Man Fever

"Captain Picard, do you hear me?"
"Waka waka waka waka…."
"It's no use, Will. He can't hear you. Jean Luc has Pac-Man Fever, and it's driving him crazy!"

Gun Censorship

"Hear me out on this one, guys. Have you ever noticed how our guns don't sound like real guns? 
And the bullets look like some kind of Star Wars lasers! Aren't these regular military guns?"

The Fog of War

"Wait! Waaaiiit, Scarlett! I'm breathing so heavy while we're fighting that my
face mask has fogged up! You wouldn't hit a blind man, would you?"

(Background pic by Toypixx Toy Photography)

Stuck on Destro

"It's just basic knowledge, ya know? Haven't you seen A Christmas Story?
With Baroness kissing Destro's cold head, it's the same thing!"

(Background pic by Toypixx Toy Photography)