Saturday, July 13, 2024

The Corrugated Method

"Hop in, Steve! We need to get those Infinity Stones in the past!"
"Tony, are you sure this thing is safe? It doesn't look too mechanically functional."
"Sure it is. You should be amazed at what I can do with corrugated cardboard these days."

Saturday, July 6, 2024

Fire Away!

"No, Gamora! I was saying that the name of the song playing
on my Zune was 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot'. Geez!"

Saturday, June 29, 2024

A Stuttering Development

"So you sell us out to the First Order, DJ, and all you've got
to say is'Th-th-that's all, folks!'??? Great, just great!"

Saturday, June 22, 2024

Precious Rings

"Look sir! No, wait a minute… not droids, but... it's still a ring.
And it seems to have some writing on the side! Looks elvish."

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Knee-Slapping Arm-Ripping Humor

"<So then Fwip thought she was talking me down and thinking I was all relaxed and such, then I took that Trandoshan and ripped his arms off right in front of everyone! It was great, Chewbacca!>"
"<Hahaha! You're such a kidder, Krrsantan!>"