Saturday, September 19, 2026

He's a Cold Hearted Snake

The Baroness' interpretation of Paula Abdul's song "Cold Hearted" raised a number of eyebrows in the crowd during the annual Cobra Talent Night.

Saturday, September 12, 2026

Gold Member

"Yes, Commander, I have changed my appearance. I am now gold. As I am still a member of Cobra, I would therefore like to be called 'Goldmember' from this time forth."

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Face Off

"Okay Snake-Eyes, the first one to score a goal gets the next piece of the Weather Dominator. Agreed?"

Background photo by Toypixx Toy Photography

Saturday, August 29, 2026

Out of the Blue

"I'm beginning to agree with Logan. You're such an…."
"Whoa! Does Pappa Smurf Know his little girl has such a filthy mouth?"

Saturday, August 22, 2026

Black Panther Curse

"So let me understand. You, son of T'Challa, are now the new Black Panther? In a matter of only a few years, I have seen four other Black Panthers come and go. I'm becoming very appreciative that I myself did not attain the title!"