Saturday, December 2, 2023

Identification Problems

"Alright, 'God', I know a fake ID when I see one! No starship for you, mister!"
" I guess you actually can ask the Almighty for his ID, Jim."

Saturday, November 25, 2023

Doctor Who?

"Give it ten years, my older self, and we'll see who's face shows up on this body a second… no, THIRD time!"

Friday, November 24, 2023

Flaming Death Stockroom Sale!

The Flaming Death Stockroom is having a sale sitewide now through December 2nd! Check out the products at And be sure to click on "Shop all products" underneath the logo design of your choice. There's much more than just t-shirts!

Saturday, November 18, 2023


"No, just because our movie isn't doing well, you don't owe the studio any of your money, Iman."

Saturday, November 11, 2023

Veterans Day

"Today is your day, Steve, so I'm buying! Just kidding, your meal is free today anyway. But seriously though, thank you for your service."