Happy 250th!

"Hi, I’m Captain America. I’m here to congratulate the United States on its 250th year. One of the most important aspects of this country is the freedom of its people. When the Founding Fathers wrote….”
“Ah… Mr. Captain America? I’m afraid this PSA is only scheduled to run 30 seconds, sir.”

I Pity the Fool!

Mr. Terrific had finally had enough of Flash's constant irritation after being called "Mr. T'' for what seemed like the 100th time.

Scrubs

"Wait, guys. I can't do this all on my own. No, I know, I'm no Superman."
"Someone should make a song out of that…."

Hosed

"You do realize, Black Manta, that with one swipe of my trident I can just cut your air tubes and the fight is over, right?"

Balls

"No, Guy, they are not Poke Balls. They're T-Spheres!"
"Whatever, Terrific. Just grab your balls and let's go save the world."