Saturday, February 1, 2025

Booting the Boots for Bunnies

"Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to….
Argh, these boots are killing me! I'd much rather be wearing my bunny slippers.
Let's get these unpleasantries over with so I can change, Princess!"

Saturday, January 25, 2025

Dog Gone (It)

"You know, Clark, you wouldn't have this problem if you had used a Kryptonite leash."

Saturday, January 18, 2025

Selective Invisibility

"I have a question for you, Diana. Wouldn't it make more sense if the Invisible Jet actually concealed you as well? I mean, you don't exactly see a bunch of jet fuel just sitting behind you, right? This craft just doesn't follow any cohesive logic!"

Saturday, January 11, 2025

Mellow Yellow

"You're walking away from a fight, Sinestro? What are you, yellow???"

Saturday, January 4, 2025

One Punch… Again

"Guy? Guy, can you hear me? Oh boy… Batman did it again."
"Can't Guy just keep his mouth shut for once?"