Saturday, August 29, 2020

Defeated and Incompleted

Diana: "Is Ares finally defeated, mother? Will he ever return?"
Queen Hippolyta: "He will only return in full, my child, if you find Steve Trevor plus the Word War I version of yourself. It is the way of all specially multi-packaged DC Comics Multiverse figures."

Saturday, August 22, 2020

Cape with a View

Shazam: "Yeah, I admit it. I got a short cape. It's tiny and pathetic. On the other hand, though, more people can see my butt!"

Saturday, August 15, 2020

Nice Thinkin', Ray

Wonder Woman: "Ray, look at me when I talk to you!"
Atom: "Umm, Diana, for sense of decency, I think I'd rather not…."

Saturday, August 8, 2020

Chew On This

Aquaman: "Don't laugh, little man. Mine is called a Trident. Apart from its power as a melee weapon, it also has the power to manipulate water, fire bolts of powerful energy and act as a focus to amplify the magical power of others. And not only that, but I can roast five marshmallows over a campfire at a time compared to your one."

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Martha, Martha, Martha!!!

Wonder Woman: "Great Hera! Knock it off and stop with the fighting! Don't you remember your whole 'Martha' moment???"