Saturday, August 27, 2022

Timeless Good Taste

"So, Admiral Kirk. What do you think… of my new outfit? I constructed it out of rich corinthian leather!"

Saturday, August 20, 2022

He could save you 15% or more

"Guys, I'm a Gorn, not a gecko. And I don't know a thing about car insurance. You've got the wrong lizard!"

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Eat Them Up - Yum!

"I know your species are fish-eaters, Mordock, but I guess I should have told you that the Captain's fish in his ready-room was off-limits."

Saturday, August 6, 2022


"Jim, just let him do it. Either Lt. Kaplan dies of his terminal illness, or we let him beam down in a red shirt."