Saturday, April 27, 2024

Beryllium Quest

"Scotty, I think we'd better switch back to dilithium. These beryllium spheres are just way too awkward to be carrying on shuttlecrafts."

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Pike's Peak

"Ah, Captain Christopher Pike. We were told of your infamous and gravity-defying hair, yet we are underwhelmed at its present state."

Saturday, April 13, 2024

Dances With Worfs

"DOCTOR CRUSHER! You had my dance practices FILMED and then turned into a movie???"

Saturday, April 6, 2024

For Vulcan Eyes Only

"Spock! What are you doing? You're not supposed to look directly at the eclipse!"
"Jim, have you forgotten that I have a pair of inner-eyelids that protects my vision from bright light."