Saturday, September 26, 2015

More Power

"Perhaps we might have more power if Mr. Scott would hook your mouth up to the generator, Doctor."

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Caffeine Fix

"LaForge to bridge. I think I’ve found why we can’t make warp 7, Captain. It seems someone added decaffeinated dilithium rather than regular."

Saturday, September 12, 2015

V'Ger Incident

" it? This is what we’ve come all this way for, attacked us, trapped us inside some cloud, and is now going to destroy the Earth?? Some cheap satellite that can break apart with the slightest touch of a hand? Jim, I think we’ve been had."

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Colored Weaponry

"I can see that you're a very selective customer. How about the brown colored bat'telh? It would certainly fit your style better than the turquoise one. Or maybe something in a bright purple would suit your needs?"