Saturday, October 30, 2021

The Problem with Dewbacks

"Ugh… Frank, I just can't do it anymore. I'm not sitting on this thing one minute longer. It's back is all wet and it's soaking through my armor!"

Saturday, October 23, 2021

Fortified with Essential Vitamins and Minerals

Yoda: "Blech! Blech! How you get so big eating food of this kind???"

Saturday, October 16, 2021

The Manuscript of Boba Fett

"Come on, Fennec, help me write this book of mine! I'm being stopped by writer's block. How am I supposed to crank out a whole book in less than two months???"

Saturday, October 9, 2021


"I'm going to run to the restroom. Just order me the Chicken Lo-Mein, will you, Vader?"
"Order 66 again? Doesn't that joke ever get old for you?"

Saturday, October 2, 2021

Bounty Blunder

Boba Fett: "You mean to tell me that I was sent all the way out here for a bounty on a Gungan, and it turned out to be you, Binks? Ugh… talk about your damaged goods."