Saturday, April 28, 2018

Smelly Situation

"Hold it.  Guys?  I thought I was supposed to be loading this thing with gunpowder and rocks.  These things look like little balls of poo. (pause)  Heyyyyy...wait a minute...."

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Invisible Dog on a Leash

Quark: "Can you believe it, Odo? They were practically GIVING these poor invisible dogs away at the Bajoran festival!"
Odo: "Quark, I think there's something you should really know...."

Saturday, April 14, 2018


Picard: "Tasha! You're... you're...."
Tasha: "Hold it, hold it! I know what you're all thinking.  No, I am NOT the limited edition 1701 Series Tasha Yar."

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Targ Trouble

"I'd really like it if someone else would clean up all the targ poop just for once!"