Saturday, May 29, 2021

Boys Will Be Boys

Aquaman: "No, no, man. It's all good. I'm taking Flipper here from the marine aquarium and bringing him back to the ocean where he belongs. I know it'll work 'cause I saw it done on this show called 'The Boys.'"
Robin: "You didn't actually watch the full episode, did you, Arthur?"

Saturday, May 22, 2021

An Uncomfortable Place

Riddler: "Hey… waaaaait a minute. I know who you are! You're that jerk from Fashionable Male in the Eden Prairie Mall! Oh please don't tell me the Batmobile is a Volkswagen!"

Saturday, May 15, 2021

Beebo Fever

Aquaman: "Victor, you have to stop him! Ray is about to pay scalper prices on eBay for a Beebo doll! A freaking DOLL! Do something!!!"

Saturday, May 8, 2021

No Time for Crying

"There, there, Diana. Since the movie has not been very well received, I'm sure we can get you a gold WW84 winged costume on clearance in no time."

Saturday, May 1, 2021

Wandering Eyes

"Billy, don't you be looking at me like that. I'm still a few years older than you are, you know."