|Cap: "No, I'm not Steve Trevor, but my name is also Steve. Steve Rogers. This has to be some kind of coincidence. You don't know any Marthas, do you?"|
Saturday, December 29, 2018
Saturday, December 22, 2018
|"Han, stop pestering the baby! I swear, you keep it up and one of these days Ben is going to put a lightsaber right through your chest."|
|Batman: "So, for your Christmas present, Diana, we all pitched in and got you this invisible jet. Right guys? *snicker* Right???"|
Saturday, December 15, 2018
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells…
|Robin: "Hey now! The Batmobile may have lost it's wheels and the Joker just got away, but I DID NOT DO THIS!"|
Saturday, December 8, 2018
|Hawkeye: "Yes, Cyborg, I'm not actually Green Arrow. Just don't say anything and no one will notice, okay?"|
Saturday, December 1, 2018
Saturday, November 24, 2018
|The rest of the gang got a little concerned for how enthusiastic Drax was looking forward to Thanksgiving dinner.|
Saturday, November 17, 2018
|Ego: "Son, that's not a very nice thing to do, pulling guns on your old man. Don't make me put on my grumpy face."|
Monday, November 12, 2018
Stan Lee, R.I.P.
Saturday, November 10, 2018
Pop Goes the Volleyball
|Iron Man: "Maybe this game isn't for you, Hulk. You're taking it a bit too seriously. And yelling out 'Hulk SMASH!' at the net isn't helping."|
Saturday, November 3, 2018
Doctor Octopus: Perv?
Saturday, October 27, 2018
|Spider-Man: "That's kinda low, Mr. Stark. You know, decorating for Halloween by putting out a statue of my enemy, the Green Goblin?"|
Saturday, October 20, 2018
Seeing is Believing
|"Thor! What happened to the eye-patch? I heard you were missing an eye."|
"I was granted one by a talking rabbit in outer space."
Saturday, October 13, 2018
Shock to the Heart
|Carnage: "C'mon, Shocker! Get over here and save Vulture's life! What good is the name Shocker if you can't use those things as cardiac defibrillators?"|
Saturday, October 6, 2018
|Cap: "So YOU'RE the one who took my shield! Give it back! Next thing you know, you'll be wanting to steal my motorcycle!"|
Saturday, September 29, 2018
Mah Na Mah Na!
|Amanaman: "Dudes! My name is Amanaman, NOT Manamana. And I'd appreciate it if you don't play that song ever again!"|
Saturday, September 22, 2018
The Color of Shadows
|"Hey! Check it out! When my shadow is cast in the snow, it's blue!"|
"Doug, you've been in the Snowtrooper division for over five years, and you just realized this now??? If I could turn my head, I'd be shaking it at you."
Saturday, September 15, 2018
|Director: "Whoa! Hey, guys, off the set! Sorry, but we need the new guys, not your 1980-ish figure design."|
Saturday, September 8, 2018
Tis But a Scratch!
|"'She won't get a scratch,' huh? Then what the heck do you call this, Lando? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find round radar dishes anymore???"|
Saturday, August 25, 2018
GROOT! (Stop It Now)
|Rocket: "Then I rolled Groot over and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like, "Groot had a child!"|
Saturday, August 18, 2018
Work It Out
|Carnage: "So, since we're both Spider-enemies, I was hoping you could give me a few tips on a work-out plan? Please?"|
Saturday, August 11, 2018
When T'Challa talks, people listen
|Black Panther: "Gentlemen, please! My net worth is over $90 trillion. You're… what... $9.2 billion and $12.4 billion, respectively? Seriously, you both need to reconsider your investment strategies."|
Saturday, August 4, 2018
I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!
Saturday, July 28, 2018
|"Hey, wait a minute, Black Widow! That's a little unfair when all I have are metal swords and you have lightsabers, don't you think?!"|
"What? These aren't…. *sigh*"
Saturday, July 21, 2018
We're a happy family....
|"I am Groot." "Yes, I can see that his face is purple." "I am Groot." "Hey, there's a lot of reasons why that could be, Groot, but I don't think it's because he's related to Barney."|
Saturday, July 14, 2018
Saturday, July 7, 2018
|Stark: "Hey, just a minute. You, with the pitchfork. You don't belong here!"|
Aquaman: "Thor is off-world at the moment, so I'm his stand in. Aw, c'mon, guys! I'm just as much of a redneck comic relief as he is. Give me a chance!"
Saturday, June 30, 2018
|It didn't take long for Quark to regret his decision to bring a piano into the bar when Rom took the opportunity to play his rendition of Billy Joel's "Piano Man".|
Saturday, June 23, 2018
|The evening came to an abrupt end when Morn, drunk from five straight bottles of Aldebaran whiskey, stuck a spoon to his forehead and started mocking Dukat.|
Saturday, June 16, 2018
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Saturday, June 9, 2018
|Guinan: "Not only was it a senseless death, but you were killed by a mixture of black ink and Metamucel."|
Saturday, June 2, 2018
Saturday, May 26, 2018
Saturday, May 19, 2018
Saturday, May 12, 2018
|"Yes, your secondary mandibular canines are coming in quite nicely. Just remember to keep brushing and flossing at least once a day."|
Saturday, May 5, 2018
Saturday, April 28, 2018
|"Hold it. Guys? I thought I was supposed to be loading this thing with gunpowder and rocks. These things look like little balls of poo. (pause) Heyyyyy...wait a minute...."|
Saturday, April 21, 2018
Invisible Dog on a Leash
|Quark: "Can you believe it, Odo? They were practically GIVING these poor invisible dogs away at the Bajoran festival!"|
Odo: "Quark, I think there's something you should really know...."
Saturday, April 14, 2018
|Picard: "Tasha! You're... you're...."|
Tasha: "Hold it, hold it! I know what you're all thinking. No, I am NOT the limited edition 1701 Series Tasha Yar."
Saturday, April 7, 2018
Saturday, March 31, 2018
Saturday, March 24, 2018
|Sisko: "Quick, Bashir! Shoot him!"|
Bashir: "I'm trying, sir, but for some reason the phaser beam only shoots out two feet!"
Saturday, March 17, 2018
|Picard: "Number One, you have the bridge until we can find out what to do about this cloning problem."|
Saturday, March 10, 2018
Saturday, March 3, 2018
Alternate ending for "Star Trek: Generations"
|Riker: "I had always hoped I'd get a shot at this chair one day."|
Picard: "Well, Will, it's your lucky day, because now it's all yours! Congratulations!"
Saturday, February 24, 2018
Saturday, February 17, 2018
|Doctor: "Next time, Mr. Neelix, you had better leave out that secret ingredient of yours when cooking for the crew."|
Saturday, February 10, 2018
Skirt the Issue
Saturday, February 3, 2018
Promoted to Unemployment
|"WHAT? I finally get my own command, and then they announce the end of the Next Generation movies? What's up with THAT??"|
Saturday, January 27, 2018
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