Saturday, January 29, 2022

The Mando, the Moff, and the Greef

Greef: "Down with Moff Gideon! The Force is with us because it hates the Empire, too!"
Mando: "The Force is not with us 'cause it hates idiots, also."

Saturday, January 22, 2022

Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!

It took Bruce a number of weeks in rehab to gain the use of his back again after having it broken by Bane, but being teased by Clark pushed him over the edge to which he replied "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

Saturday, January 15, 2022

How It Really Happened

"Oh yeah… this massage is feeling soooo good! I do have a kink there in the middle of my back, though. Do you think you could crack it just a little for me?"

Saturday, January 8, 2022

Swattin' Flies

"UGH!!! Cripes, lady! I'm a friggin' Parademon, not some kind of housefly!"

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Here to Pump… You Up!

It was a valiant effort to stay on the straight path when Bane signed on to do strength training infomercials and declared himself the modern-day Charles Atlas.