Saturday, August 25, 2018

GROOT! (Stop It Now)

Rocket: "Then I rolled Groot over and underneath was a tiny little stick.  And I was like, "Groot had a child!"

Saturday, August 18, 2018

Work It Out

Carnage:  "So, since we're both Spider-enemies, I was hoping you could give me a few tips on a work-out plan?   Please?"

Saturday, August 11, 2018

When T'Challa talks, people listen

Black Panther:  "Gentlemen, please!  My net worth is over $90 trillion.  You're… what... $9.2 billion and $12.4 billion, respectively?  Seriously, you both need to reconsider your investment strategies."

Saturday, August 4, 2018

I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!

"Okay, Yondu, I think you're taking this 'Mary Poppins' thing a little too far."