Halloween Ghost Fail

Barclay: "I had a little trouble with the scissors...."

In brightest day….

Troi then discovered the REAL reason Riker wanted to shave off his beard.

Pumpkin Carving

"Worf, we are NOT carving a pumpkin with a bat'telh! Now go get me a REAL knife, would you?"

Bobbing for Apples

Beverly: "Okay, everyone gather around for apple bobbing!  That is, everyone but you, Jean-Luc. With all that wiring on your head, I wouldn't want you to get electrocuted."

Inspection

"What are you people wearing?! The Admiral is here for an inspection, not another costume party!"