Saturday, July 25, 2015


"I’m sorry sir, but give me a minute before I transport you. These controls are a little tough to move for a figure of my size."

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Wait...what did he call me?

"I canna believe you can be so bloody deaf with ears like that. I said I wanted the red crystals! Only an idiot would settle for less!"

Saturday, July 11, 2015


"Now, class, when starting on a puzzle as complex as this one, we must first find the dots numbered 1 and 2. And remember this: the line must be drawn HERE! No further!"

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Did You Know?

Garak: "Did you know that Geiko can save you up to 15% on insurance?"
Odo: "No, but did you know that Cardassians look like they have spoons in their foreheads?"