Saturday, April 29, 2023

Fun with Flatulence

"Please explain, Wesley. How does pulling the finger of a humanoid involuntarily produce a combination of nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane and hydrogen sulfide?"

Saturday, April 22, 2023

Alrighty then!

"Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up. It's Lt. Joe Carey, not Jim Carrey. And don't ask me to talk out of my butt."

Saturday, April 15, 2023

Confess! Confess! Confess!

"Yes, Saru, I incapacitated Captain Georgiou, and yes I mutinied and took command of the U.S.S. Shenzhou, but I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"
"Not so loud! They might just actually show up when you say it like that!"

Saturday, April 8, 2023

Ah, Paris

"You may think I look disgusting now, Captain, but I bet after taking a little shuttle ride with me that I'm going to look a lot more attractive to you."

Saturday, April 1, 2023


"Yes, Captain. It would appear that this is in fact us, but it is us from the future. We have been updated!"