|"Please explain, Wesley. How does pulling the finger of a humanoid involuntarily produce a combination of nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane and hydrogen sulfide?"|
Saturday, April 29, 2023
Fun with Flatulence
Saturday, April 22, 2023
|"Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up. It's Lt. Joe Carey, not Jim Carrey. And don't ask me to talk out of my butt."|
Saturday, April 15, 2023
Confess! Confess! Confess!
|"Yes, Saru, I incapacitated Captain Georgiou, and yes I mutinied and took command of the U.S.S. Shenzhou, but I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!" |
"Not so loud! They might just actually show up when you say it like that!"
Saturday, April 8, 2023
|"You may think I look disgusting now, Captain, but I bet after taking a little shuttle ride with me that I'm going to look a lot more attractive to you."|
Saturday, April 1, 2023
|"Yes, Captain. It would appear that this is in fact us, but it is us from the future. We have been updated!"|
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