Saturday, July 13, 2024

The Corrugated Method

"Hop in, Steve! We need to get those Infinity Stones in the past!"
"Tony, are you sure this thing is safe? It doesn't look too mechanically functional."
"Sure it is. You should be amazed at what I can do with corrugated cardboard these days."

Saturday, July 6, 2024

Fire Away!

"No, Gamora! I was saying that the name of the song playing
on my Zune was 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot'. Geez!"

Saturday, June 29, 2024

A Stuttering Development

"So you sell us out to the First Order, DJ, and all you've got
to say is'Th-th-that's all, folks!'??? Great, just great!"

Saturday, June 22, 2024

Precious Rings

"Look sir! No, wait a minute… not droids, but... it's still a ring.
And it seems to have some writing on the side! Looks elvish."

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Knee-Slapping Arm-Ripping Humor

"<So then Fwip thought she was talking me down and thinking I was all relaxed and such, then I took that Trandoshan and ripped his arms off right in front of everyone! It was great, Chewbacca!>"
"<Hahaha! You're such a kidder, Krrsantan!>"

Saturday, June 8, 2024

Triple Threat

"I don't know about you, but seeing those three conspiring together, something big is about to go down."

Saturday, June 1, 2024

Fortune Favors the Fett

"Just look at the way Jabba is handling this Skywalker kid, Boba. He's such a great crime boss."
"I've seen better."
"Oh please! You couldn't rule any better than I even could."
"One day, Fortuna. One… day…."

Saturday, May 25, 2024

Batmen

"NO, not TWO Batmen! Two-Face, is this something YOU are responsible for??? We bring you to the Lair once and look what happens!"

Saturday, May 18, 2024

Men in Tights

"See, Nightwing? I'm an updated Robin! No more skimpy shorts! Now I have full leg tights just like the rest of you!"

Saturday, May 11, 2024

The Mouth of the Batman Who Laughs

"My master bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?"
"Man, would you believe the mouth on this guy, GL???"

Saturday, April 27, 2024

Beryllium Quest

"Scotty, I think we'd better switch back to dilithium. These beryllium spheres are just way too awkward to be carrying on shuttlecrafts."

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Pike's Peak

"Ah, Captain Christopher Pike. We were told of your infamous and gravity-defying hair, yet we are underwhelmed at its present state."

Saturday, April 13, 2024

Dances With Worfs

"DOCTOR CRUSHER! You had my dance practices FILMED and then turned into a movie???"

Saturday, April 6, 2024

For Vulcan Eyes Only

"Spock! What are you doing? You're not supposed to look directly at the eclipse!"
"Jim, have you forgotten that I have a pair of inner-eyelids that protects my vision from bright light."

Saturday, March 30, 2024

Hoppy Easter

"Shh! Don't give me away, droid! I'm hiding eggs for tomorrow's celebration."

Saturday, March 23, 2024

Backpack, Backpack, Yeah!

"Wait, Spider-Man! That wasn't me! See, I have this talking backpack. Sure, it's a bit bulky and cumbersome to carry, but it really must not like you if it's saying 'Die, Spider-Man!'"

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Treading on Spidey's Toes

"Gee, Spidey. Sorry for running over and crushing your toes. I'd think a guy like you would have had a bit more agility to avoid this kind of thing."

Saturday, March 9, 2024

Toilet Troubles

"Hulk, after a suggestion by the Avengers Facility Janitorial Staff, you are no longer allowed to use the public restroom. However, we've built you a nice sandbox in the back yard."

Saturday, March 2, 2024

Obey Your Thirst

"Sprite! You're drinking 7-Up??? Okay, now that's just wrong!"

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Dark Humor

"What, you don't like my 'choking on aspirations' joke, Krennic? Well, I've got more where that came from. Want to hear one of my knock-knock jokes?"

Friday, February 16, 2024

The Travis Adventures II

"So I'm standing there in my hovertank just minding my own business, and this crazy looking Sith guy just hops onto my tank, grabs a selfie, shouts 'Happy Birthday!' and runs off! Called himself Darth Smiley. Weird, man… just plain weird."

Saturday, February 10, 2024

A Reflection of Deflection

"Back in my day, Stormtroopers couldn't aim worth poodoo. If First Order troopers are the same way, don't even worry about having to deflect shots. It'll save you a lot of work."

Saturday, February 3, 2024

Bodhi Language

"Okay, so we got the squad together. Now who's gonna fly the ship?"
"I… I'm the...pilot?"

Saturday, January 27, 2024

Workout Wonders

"Damn, Oliver! Your workout regimen must be amazing if it makes my sculpted body look like a 'dad bod' in comparison!"

Saturday, January 20, 2024

Neon Nightwear

"Wait, Batman. Before we start this fight, how did you see me up on this rooftop?"
"Slade… seriously?"

Saturday, January 13, 2024

Driver's Education

Terrified by Dick's driving, Bruce decided at that moment that Alfred would take over all future behind-the-wheel driver's education sessions.

Saturday, January 6, 2024

Beware the Warm Spots

"The ocean is so cold, Arthur, it's like… wait, I just waded into a warm spot. Where did that come from?"