Beryllium Quest

"Scotty, I think we'd better switch back to dilithium. These beryllium spheres are just way too awkward to be carrying on shuttlecrafts."

Pike's Peak

"Ah, Captain Christopher Pike. We were told of your infamous and gravity-defying hair, yet we are underwhelmed at its present state."

Dances With Worfs

"DOCTOR CRUSHER! You had my dance practices FILMED and then turned into a movie???"

For Vulcan Eyes Only

"Spock! What are you doing? You're not supposed to look directly at the eclipse!"
"Jim, have you forgotten that I have a pair of inner-eyelids that protects my vision from bright light."

Hoppy Easter

"Shh! Don't give me away, droid! I'm hiding eggs for tomorrow's celebration."

Backpack, Backpack, Yeah!

"Wait, Spider-Man! That wasn't me! See, I have this talking backpack. Sure, it's a bit bulky and cumbersome to carry, but it really must not like you if it's saying 'Die, Spider-Man!'"

Treading on Spidey's Toes

"Gee, Spidey. Sorry for running over and crushing your toes. I'd think a guy like you would have had a bit more agility to avoid this kind of thing."

Toilet Troubles

"Hulk, after a suggestion by the Avengers Facility Janitorial Staff, you are no longer allowed to use the public restroom. However, we've built you a nice sandbox in the back yard."

Obey Your Thirst

"Sprite! You're drinking 7-Up??? Okay, now that's just wrong!"

Dark Humor

"What, you don't like my 'choking on aspirations' joke, Krennic? Well, I've got more where that came from. Want to hear one of my knock-knock jokes?"

The Travis Adventures II

"So I'm standing there in my hovertank just minding my own business, and this crazy looking Sith guy just hops onto my tank, grabs a selfie, shouts 'Happy Birthday!' and runs off! Called himself Darth Smiley. Weird, man… just plain weird."

A Reflection of Deflection

"Back in my day, Stormtroopers couldn't aim worth poodoo. If First Order troopers are the same way, don't even worry about having to deflect shots. It'll save you a lot of work."

Bodhi Language

"Okay, so we got the squad together. Now who's gonna fly the ship?"
"I… I'm the...pilot?"

Workout Wonders

"Damn, Oliver! Your workout regimen must be amazing if it makes my sculpted body look like a 'dad bod' in comparison!"

Neon Nightwear

"Wait, Batman. Before we start this fight, how did you see me up on this rooftop?"
"Slade… seriously?"

Driver's Education

Terrified by Dick's driving, Bruce decided at that moment that Alfred would take over all future behind-the-wheel driver's education sessions.

Beware the Warm Spots

"The ocean is so cold, Arthur, it's like… wait, I just waded into a warm spot. Where did that come from?"