Saturday, August 31, 2024

Believe It!

"Scully, I've changed my mind. I don't want to believe! I don't want to believe!"

Saturday, August 24, 2024

Academic

"You just wait, Lieutenant Paris. One day in the distant future I'll probably be teaching at Starfleet Academy and be highly revered. You, on the other hand, will be remembered for turning into an overgrown salamander."

Saturday, August 17, 2024

Literally Genesis

"Kirk, GIVE ME GENESIS!!!"
"Ugh… Alright, alright! 'In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth….'"

Saturday, August 10, 2024

What in Tar-nation?

"Captain, we have a situation down here. There's this tar monster called Armus who has a grudge against something called the National Asphalt Pavement Association, and he's pretty pissed off."

Saturday, August 3, 2024

Crushing the Competition

"Bring it on, sir! You haven't bowled until you've gone against the CRUSHERS! Prepare to get crushed!"