Happy New Year!

"Captain, look who has come aboard to join us for our New Year's Eve party tonight! Isn't it nice to see my mother again?"

I Have a Little Jumja

"Dad, look what Nerys got me! I didn't know she even knew about Hanukkah traditions."
"Jake, son, that's not a dreidel. That's a jumja stick, and you're holding it upside down."

Case Closed

"Here's to another case solved! Except I'm not giving you any Champagne, Data. I don't want to be dealing with a drunk android ever again after what you did the last time."

Astute Diagnosis

"Only one week aboard the Enterprise, and already Dr. McKennah has diagnosed me as a sex maniac with delusions of godhood. Can you believe that?"
"I told you she was good, Jim!"

Fly Her Apart, Then!

"Congratulations on your promotion and new assignment, Captain Sulu. Take good care of the Excelsior, and try not to fly her apart."