|"Captain, look who has come aboard to join us for our New Year's Eve party tonight! Isn't it nice to see my mother again?"|
Saturday, December 31, 2022
Happy New Year!
Saturday, December 24, 2022
I Have a Little Jumja
|"Dad, look what Nerys got me! I didn't know she even knew about Hanukkah traditions."|
"Jake, son, that's not a dreidel. That's a jumja stick, and you're holding it upside down."
Saturday, December 17, 2022
|"Here's to another case solved! Except I'm not giving you any Champagne, Data. I don't want to be dealing with a drunk android ever again after what you did the last time."|
Saturday, December 10, 2022
|"Only one week aboard the Enterprise, and already Dr. McKennah has diagnosed me as a sex maniac with delusions of godhood. Can you believe that?" |
"I told you she was good, Jim!"
Saturday, December 3, 2022
Fly Her Apart, Then!
|"Congratulations on your promotion and new assignment, Captain Sulu. Take good care of the Excelsior, and try not to fly her apart."|
Saturday, November 26, 2022
Saturday, November 19, 2022
Saturday, November 12, 2022
Sooner Than Later
Saturday, November 5, 2022
|"But how, Gamora? How do you keep finding me while playing hide-and-seek if I keep turning myself invisible?"|
Saturday, October 29, 2022
Bad to the Bone
|Boba enjoyed his new pastime of policing the streets of Mos Espa, riding his Rancor while having any lawbreaker eaten on site.|
Saturday, October 22, 2022
Cuts Like a Knife
|"Last chance! Give me the Darksaber, Gideon, before it falls into the hands of some quack that will probably cut himself with it."|
Saturday, October 15, 2022
Breathe Better, Live Better
|"Actually, Jyn, it's a built-in CPAP machine. All I do is fill up my pouch with distilled water, and I have a more relaxing sleep than I've ever had before."|
Saturday, October 8, 2022
|After the fall of the Empire, Thrawn tried to make an honest living as part of an intergalactic touring music group for which he fit in quite well.|
Saturday, October 1, 2022
Saturday, September 24, 2022
He'll Be Back
|"Well, since you already used the Locutus of Borg costume idea last year, how about going to next month's Halloween party as a Terminator T-800? Just throw on some jeans, t-shirt and leather jacket. Oh, and don't forget the shades!"|
Saturday, September 17, 2022
An Overdue Observation
|"I don't know yet who she really is, Robin, but she keeps shushing me when she's reading and is always bugging me about renewing my library card."|
Saturday, September 10, 2022
Thanks For All the Fish
|"Thanks for coming down here and visiting, Tomar-Re.|
Neither Hal nor John ever make the effort for me." *sob*
Saturday, September 3, 2022
There's Always Room for Jell-O
|"So, what are these things supposed to be, Billy?"|
"They're supposed to be physical manifestations of the seven deadly sins,
but they just kinda look like little Jell-O monkey-things to me."
Saturday, August 27, 2022
Timeless Good Taste
|"So, Admiral Kirk. What do you think… of my new outfit? I constructed it out of rich corinthian leather!"|
Saturday, August 20, 2022
He could save you 15% or more
|"Guys, I'm a Gorn, not a gecko. And I don't know a thing about car insurance. You've got the wrong lizard!"|
Saturday, August 13, 2022
Eat Them Up - Yum!
|"I know your species are fish-eaters, Mordock, but I guess I should have told you that the Captain's fish in his ready-room was off-limits."|
Saturday, August 6, 2022
|"Jim, just let him do it. Either Lt. Kaplan dies of his terminal illness, or we let him beam down in a red shirt."|
Sunday, July 31, 2022
Saturday, July 30, 2022
Food for Thought
|"Can we eat him, Eddie? He looks so tasty and colorful…."|
"Haven't you had enough to eat today, Venom?"
"I… think I'll just sit over here and let you sort things out in your internal monologue, guy."
Saturday, July 23, 2022
When You're Feeling Blue…
|"Nebula! Yondu! You two should totally come back down to Earth with me! There's this musical group down there that consists of blue people, and you would fit right in!"|
Saturday, July 16, 2022
Go the **** to Sleep
Saturday, July 9, 2022
Saturday, July 2, 2022
|It was at that very moment when Scott realized that he had made a terrible mistake showing Kamala the Bluntman & Chronic fight scene with Mark Hamill in "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back".|
Saturday, June 25, 2022
|"Now look what you did, Mando. You made it feel bad. If you're going to compare it to a regular ol' coffee maker, you could have at least upgraded your insult to an espresso unit."|
Saturday, June 18, 2022
Saturday, June 11, 2022
Saturday, June 4, 2022
A Flashy Reply
|"For the last time, Thrawn, where's Ezra?!"|
"Ezra… Miller? I think you just missed him, my dear. Go back a few weeks' worth of Figures Inaction postings and you'll find him there."
Saturday, May 28, 2022
Maury! Maury! Maury!
|"I have to admit, Commander, I feel like I'm on a Maury Povich tabloid talk show. 'Who is the father of Seska's child? The upstanding Starfleet officer or the Kazon antogonist? Stay tuned!'"|
Saturday, May 21, 2022
No Time for Oo-mox
|"I know we're undercover, and I'll make it as convincing as I can, Jean-Luc, but I draw the line at giving to you what looks like oo-mox."|
Saturday, May 14, 2022
On the Other Hand….
|"Please state the nature of the medical emergen… HOLY CRAP!"|
"Yeah, I had a little trouble in the transporter, Doctor."
Saturday, May 7, 2022
What Time Is It?
|"They say time is the fire in which we burn, Captain."|
"I know the Time, Soran. Riker and I have modeled our whole lives around Morris Day and Jerome!"
Saturday, April 30, 2022
A Cold Substitution
|"Sorry Flash. Captain Cold couldn't make it due to prior commitments, so tonight I'll be substituting in for all your freezing needs!"|
Sunday, April 24, 2022
WE'RE ON PATREON!
What can a Patreon membership to Flaming Death Productions be used for? At the Pilot Light level, that's only $2/month or $24/year which is about how much one Star Wars Black Series figure costs for use in Figures Inaction. It could also cover the cost of the FDP website for one year. Just think of what could be done at the Campfire or Raging Fire membership levels! Your membership would be greatly appreciated!
Saturday, April 23, 2022
|"Hey, wait a minute! Knock Knock…. Oh c'mon, Batsy! Let me do a knock-knock joke! I'm the Joker, so that's what I do!"|
Saturday, April 16, 2022
|"I mean, if you're really worried about pregnancy, Diana, it's still possible to make it work between us. My mallrat friend Brodie has this idea…."|
Saturday, April 9, 2022
And knowing is half the battle
|"It's an important lesson to learn, Robin. Making fun of someone for any reason is never smart." |
"Gee, Superman, now I know!"
Saturday, April 2, 2022
How Slap-Happy Batman Started
|Things took a turn for the worse at the annual Superheroes gala when Robin made an off-hand cringe-worthy joke about Bruce's parents.|
Saturday, March 26, 2022
|"Wanda, what do you know about the multiverse?" |
"Multiverse? I don't know anything about any multiverse. Why do you ask?"
Saturday, March 19, 2022
|"Yep, my buddy Thor and I want back into the ring, except we want PS4 gear so we can show our real skills and beat up some noobs in Fortnite."|
Saturday, March 12, 2022
Saturday, March 5, 2022
A Sight for Sore (Hawk)Eye
|"Yeah yeah, laugh it up. The costume idea wasn't mine. Some kid put me up to it, and now I'm really regretting it."|
Saturday, February 26, 2022
|"NOOOO! Not the Razor Crest! … Uhh … I don't suppose you can do that Jedi SOS thing you just did and call us a ride, can you?"|
Saturday, February 19, 2022
I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Mando!
|"I won't kill you... but I don't have to save you."|
"You can't be serious! You can't throw some wacky Batman line at me, Mando!"
Saturday, February 12, 2022
Good Greef, Charlie Brown!
|"That's some opinionated kid you got there, Mando. After healing my arm up from that blaster hit, all he said was 'Good grief!'"|
"You sure he didn't say 'Good, Greef?'"
Saturday, February 5, 2022
|"Sorry kid, but Girl Scout cookies won't be around for another week. It's either Great Value knock-offs, or nothing."|
Saturday, January 29, 2022
The Mando, the Moff, and the Greef
|Greef: "Down with Moff Gideon! The Force is with us because it hates the Empire, too!" |
Mando: "The Force is not with us 'cause it hates idiots, also."
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