Hoppy Easter

"Shh! Don't give me away, droid! I'm hiding eggs for tomorrow's celebration."

Backpack, Backpack, Yeah!

"Wait, Spider-Man! That wasn't me! See, I have this talking backpack. Sure, it's a bit bulky and cumbersome to carry, but it really must not like you if it's saying 'Die, Spider-Man!'"

Treading on Spidey's Toes

"Gee, Spidey. Sorry for running over and crushing your toes. I'd think a guy like you would have had a bit more agility to avoid this kind of thing."

Toilet Troubles

"Hulk, after a suggestion by the Avengers Facility Janitorial Staff, you are no longer allowed to use the public restroom. However, we've built you a nice sandbox in the back yard."

Obey Your Thirst

"Sprite! You're drinking 7-Up??? Okay, now that's just wrong!"