Saturday, March 30, 2024

Hoppy Easter

"Shh! Don't give me away, droid! I'm hiding eggs for tomorrow's celebration."

Saturday, March 23, 2024

Backpack, Backpack, Yeah!

"Wait, Spider-Man! That wasn't me! See, I have this talking backpack. Sure, it's a bit bulky and cumbersome to carry, but it really must not like you if it's saying 'Die, Spider-Man!'"

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Treading on Spidey's Toes

"Gee, Spidey. Sorry for running over and crushing your toes. I'd think a guy like you would have had a bit more agility to avoid this kind of thing."

Saturday, March 9, 2024

Toilet Troubles

"Hulk, after a suggestion by the Avengers Facility Janitorial Staff, you are no longer allowed to use the public restroom. However, we've built you a nice sandbox in the back yard."

Saturday, March 2, 2024

Obey Your Thirst

"Sprite! You're drinking 7-Up??? Okay, now that's just wrong!"