Saturday, July 28, 2018

Fair Fight

"Hey, wait a minute, Black Widow!  That's a little unfair when all I have are metal swords and you have lightsabers, don't you think?!"
"What?  These aren't…. *sigh*"

Saturday, July 21, 2018

We're a happy family....

"I am Groot."  "Yes, I can see that his face is purple."  "I am Groot."  "Hey, there's a lot of reasons why that could be, Groot, but I don't think it's because he's related to Barney."

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Tongue Tied

"Venom… dude.  Let's keep the tongue in, huh?  You put Gene Simmons to shame."

Saturday, July 7, 2018


Stark: "Hey, just a minute. You, with the pitchfork. You don't belong here!"
Aquaman: "Thor is off-world at the moment, so I'm his stand in. Aw, c'mon, guys! I'm just as much of a redneck comic relief as he is. Give me a chance!"