Saturday, December 28, 2019

As You Wish

Vader: "You saw 'The Princess Bride', too?  I love you too, Boba."

Saturday, December 21, 2019

Smelly Tauntaun

"HAN! WAIT! Don't stuff me in there! Just cut open another hole or this tauntaun is gonna smell a whole lot worse!"

Saturday, December 14, 2019

Heard During the Death Star Attack

Wedge: "Look at the size of that thing!"
Red Leader: "That's what she said, and cut the chatter, Red Two!"

Saturday, December 7, 2019

Another Day at the Office

Emperor: "You want this, don't you?"
Vader: "That's what she said!"
Emperor: "Dammit, Vader!  I'm trying to have a serious moment with your freaking son! Can you stop just for a few minutes???"