"Don't do it, Barry! You could change the timeline significantly if you go back in time to save your mother. And I swear, if you mess things up and I get George Clooney bat-nipples, you deserve all of the hell you'll run into."
"Okay, Spock. First I was led to believe you were an only child. Then it comes out that you have a half-brother. And now you're telling me you have an adopted sister??? Anyone else in your family you haven't told me about yet?"
"Whoa, hey there Mr. Big Guy with the glowy light stick! I only put you up there so the blood would rush to your head and help you regain consciousness. What, did you think I was going to eat you or something?"
"(OMG, I'm gonna die! OMG! OMG!...) Hiiiii there, little guys! I'm just your friendly neighborhood Imperial biker scout. No need to be alarmed. I'm just skin and bones underneath this armor, so nothing to eat here, right? Right???"
"Don't worry, Batman. I'm leaving you a little gift since it appears you three have now 'tied the knot'. Ha ha ha ha!" "Ugh... If I was actually able to move out of this human knot right now, I'd be facepalming."
"Yes, Saru, I incapacitated Captain Georgiou, and yes I mutinied and took command of the U.S.S. Shenzhou, but I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!" "Not so loud! They might just actually show up when you say it like that!"
"No, Chewie! You're going to have to duck to get into the Falcon just like everyone else. I'm not spending thousands of credits to add to the landing gears just so you don't have to do the limbo into the ship!"