Saturday, April 1, 2023


"Yes, Captain. It would appear that this is in fact us, but it is us from the future. We have been updated!"

Saturday, March 25, 2023

Swap Meet

"Yes, Jane, I'm asking for a trade. In exchange for Mjolnir, I'll give you my super-cool Stormbreaker. It's even partially made by a tree-friend's arm he donated to it. One of a kind!"

Saturday, March 18, 2023

Domino Effect

"Oh, way to go, Domino! You just had to live up to your name, didn't you?"

Saturday, March 11, 2023

Why They Changed It, I Can't Say

"Stark, I'll start by finding the Hydra base in Constantinople."
"Istanbul, Thor, not Constantinople, and before you ask, that's nobody's business but the Turks."

Saturday, March 4, 2023

Free Wheelin'

"Hulk, sorry, but this isn't going to work out. Can't you just run or jump to the mission instead?"

Saturday, February 25, 2023

Raise the Bar

"No, Chewie! You're going to have to duck to get into the Falcon just like everyone else. I'm not spending thousands of credits to add to the landing gears just so you don't have to do the limbo into the ship!"

Saturday, February 18, 2023


"Can't believe we're out here in the friggin' snow on Hoth to track down these rogue Sandpeople!"
"You gotta admit though, Zuckuss, it's the perfect planet for them to hide. No sand!"

Saturday, February 11, 2023

Grogu's Song

"One more lesson for today: Teaching you how to sing your song!
'La la la la, La la la la, Grogu's Song! La la la la, La la la la, Grogu's Song….'"

Saturday, February 4, 2023

We All Scream For…

"Yes, your prize. Here you go: Willrow Hood's famous ice cream maker. Enjoy!"

Saturday, January 28, 2023

Moon of the Darkseid

"If you will NOT surrender to me, Kryptonian, I will give you a 'full moon' and you'll be sorry!"

Saturday, January 21, 2023

Bob the Goon

"Batman? You defeated Batman, you say? That's not Batman. That's Robin! Bob, sometimes you can be such a goon…."

Saturday, January 14, 2023

Suit Checkers

"Your name is Black Adam? Well then, hello! My name is Red Shazam!"

Saturday, January 7, 2023

Warranting an Investigation

"Wait… yes…YES, Batman, I'm receiving an encrypted message! They're trying to reach you... about your Batmobile's extended warranty! Ha ha ha!"