Saturday, June 22, 2024

Precious Rings

"Look sir! No, wait a minute… not droids, but... it's still a ring.
And it seems to have some writing on the side! Looks elvish."

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Knee-Slapping Arm-Ripping Humor

"<So then Fwip thought she was talking me down and thinking I was all relaxed and such, then I took that Trandoshan and ripped his arms off right in front of everyone! It was great, Chewbacca!>"
"<Hahaha! You're such a kidder, Krrsantan!>"

Saturday, June 8, 2024

Triple Threat

"I don't know about you, but seeing those three conspiring together, something big is about to go down."

Saturday, June 1, 2024

Fortune Favors the Fett

"Just look at the way Jabba is handling this Skywalker kid, Boba. He's such a great crime boss."
"I've seen better."
"Oh please! You couldn't rule any better than I even could."
"One day, Fortuna. One… day…."