Saturday, January 30, 2021

Unmellow Yellow

"Oh my God, it's happening, isn't it? It's happening! We're starting to 'yellow'! I... I did everything I could, Frank. For years I kept out of sunlight, stayed away from smokers, and kept myself in a cool, dark place. It's all for nothing, wasn't it? WASN'T IT???"

Saturday, January 23, 2021


Walrus Man: "Hammerhead, Snaggletooth, Squidhead and Yak Face, it's time we protest against the blatant racism people use in calling us these names. It’s time we use our real names: Momaw Nadon, Zutton, Ponda Baba, Tessek, and Saelt-Marae!"

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Rocket Man

"C'mon, do it! I dare you! Ask me one more time if my rocket fires from my backpack, and I'll throw the whole damn thing at you!"

Saturday, January 9, 2021

You Do It

"Oh dammit, I dropped my cane! Could one of you two do something for once and pick it up for me?"

Saturday, January 2, 2021

Wookiee Strutting

Desperate to create some more income to pay off Han's debt, Chewie resorted to becoming a fashion model for Wookiee Brand Bandoliers.