Saturday, September 30, 2023

Unhealthy Obsession


Saturday, September 23, 2023

The Relative Ejection Position

"Umm... I ejected, but I don't know where my Invisible Jet went down. Let me know when you find it!"

Saturday, September 16, 2023

Damn Fine

"Gee, Batman. We should do crime-fighting over here in Twin Peaks more often. The cherry pie is delicious, but this coffee is damn fine!"

Saturday, September 9, 2023

Airline Biohazard

"That's it, Arthur, no more flying in the Invisible Jet for you! I don't know what you ate beforehand, but all people could see when I landed was myself, you, and a flying puddle of poo!"

Saturday, September 2, 2023

Nip It in the Bud

"Don't do it, Barry! You could change the timeline significantly if you go back in time to save your mother. And I swear, if you mess things up and I get George Clooney bat-nipples, you deserve all of the hell you'll run into."