Saturday, March 25, 2023

Swap Meet

"Yes, Jane, I'm asking for a trade. In exchange for Mjolnir, I'll give you my super-cool Stormbreaker. It's even partially made by a tree-friend's arm he donated to it. One of a kind!"

Saturday, March 18, 2023

Domino Effect

"Oh, way to go, Domino! You just had to live up to your name, didn't you?"

Saturday, March 11, 2023

Why They Changed It, I Can't Say

"Stark, I'll start by finding the Hydra base in Constantinople."
"Istanbul, Thor, not Constantinople, and before you ask, that's nobody's business but the Turks."

Saturday, March 4, 2023

Free Wheelin'

"Hulk, sorry, but this isn't going to work out. Can't you just run or jump to the mission instead?"