The Luck of Gingers

"To tell you the truth, Scarlett, we can't decide if we want you on this mission or not. Folklore surrounding the 'luck' of gingers is paradoxical, spanning from being considered omens of bad luck to symbols of immense good fortune." 

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A Question of Uniform Decorum

"Baroness, I understand your need for different outfits, but doesn't your lingerie go on underneath the uniform and not over it?"

Too Cold for a Snow Job

"I know you want to go out looking for Duke in this weather, but -20 is even too cold for me, Snake-Eyes. Timber will freeze before you reach the first marker!"

Cobra Arena of Soft Sport

"Destro, I'm starting to think you're going a little sssoft. We used to have our prisoners go into melee combat against each other with medieval weapons, and now you're resorting to boxing matches?"