Time's Arcade

"Obviously someone else went back in time and monetized the exploits of Kirk's Enterprise, Number One."

Am I Bovvered?

"Look at my face, space-man! Is my face bovvered? Face? Bovvered?"
"Donna, you're starting to sound like this unruly teenager I had the misfortune of teaching one time."

Doctor, I Shrunk the TARDIS!

"No, Mickey! Wrong console button! Try the one that says 'Normal Size.'"

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A Colorful Alliance

"You… are... The Master?"
"Ugh… I didn't realize that when I agreed to assist the Daleks that I would be joining up with the Teletubby versions."

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Boink!

"Donna, the door is on THIS side. I could hear you thump against the wall all the way from the TARDIS library!"

The Luck of Gingers

"To tell you the truth, Scarlett, we can't decide if we want you on this mission or not. Folklore surrounding the 'luck' of gingers is paradoxical, spanning from being considered omens of bad luck to symbols of immense good fortune." 

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A Question of Uniform Decorum

"Baroness, I understand your need for different outfits, but doesn't your lingerie go on underneath the uniform and not over it?"

Too Cold for a Snow Job

"I know you want to go out looking for Duke in this weather, but -20 is even too cold for me, Snake-Eyes. Timber will freeze before you reach the first marker!"

Cobra Arena of Soft Sport

"Destro, I'm starting to think you're going a little sssoft. We used to have our prisoners go into melee combat against each other with medieval weapons, and now you're resorting to boxing matches?"

Sinister Sand

"So, Kraven is hunting Spider-Man in… wait, is Sandman actually in this Zoom meeting, or is he just ghosting us by posting a picture of a beach?"

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Hungry Hungry Ego

"I really sorry that I missed out on all of the father-son bonding time in your youth, Peter, but this game of Hungry Hungry Hippos is really aggravating!"

Action Figure Valentine Fantasies

Deadpool would never forget the day he walked in on Logan playing with his X-Men figures recreating a mutant love-triangle.

An Ikea Idea

"I'm honored to visit your room here at Kamar-Taj, Mordo, but I have to say that I didn't picture you to be an enthusiastic Ikea shopper."

A Game of Rumors

"You shall cease relaying this rumor at once, trooper! I am not attracted to large burly redheads with beards, and that is that!"

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I'm Not Listening!

"What??? Dad, NOOOOO! I don't want to hear about how hot Mom
had looked in her dancer bikini on Tatooine! Eww, eww, EWWWW!"

Darth Smiley

"The Death Star… always brings a smile to my face. Vader... Sith freak? Terrorizes? Wait 'till they get a load of me!"

Sand

"Aren't…aren't you coming with us, Lord Vader, to retrieve the Death Star plans?"
"What? You expect me to do down to a planet of sand? SAND??? It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!"

IG-Something

"Shh! Bossk, it's me. IG-11! I'm covering for IG-88. He went on a drunken oil and battery spree last night and needs time to recover. Just act natural and no one will ever know."