"Don't worry, Batman. I'm leaving you a little gift since it appears you three have now 'tied the knot'. Ha ha ha ha!" "Ugh... If I was actually able to move out of this human knot right now, I'd be facepalming."
"Wait a minute, John. What have you been telling everyone, that YOU were the GL who helped found the Justice League??? Dude, you were my backup replacement!"
"Please explain, Wesley. How does pulling the finger of a humanoid involuntarily produce a combination of nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane and hydrogen sulfide?"