Saturday, January 14, 2023

Suit Checkers

"Your name is Black Adam? Well then, hello! My name is Red Shazam!"

Saturday, January 7, 2023

Warranting an Investigation

"Wait… yes…YES, Batman, I'm receiving an encrypted message! They're trying to reach you... about your Batmobile's extended warranty! Ha ha ha!"

Saturday, December 31, 2022

Happy New Year!

"Captain, look who has come aboard to join us for our New Year's Eve party tonight! Isn't it nice to see my mother again?"

Saturday, December 24, 2022

I Have a Little Jumja

"Dad, look what Nerys got me! I didn't know she even knew about Hanukkah traditions."
"Jake, son, that's not a dreidel. That's a jumja stick, and you're holding it upside down."

Saturday, December 17, 2022

Case Closed

"Here's to another case solved! Except I'm not giving you any Champagne, Data. I don't want to be dealing with a drunk android ever again after what you did the last time."