Saturday, May 26, 2018

One-Track Mind

"HUMANS PLAY DAMJOT?"  "Sorry, we're playing pool."  "DAMJOT?"  "No…pool."  "DAMJOT."  *sigh*

Saturday, May 19, 2018

Mirror Mirror

"Illogical.  I just shaved, yet my reflection has a goatee?"

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Dental Hygiene

"Yes, your secondary mandibular canines are coming in quite nicely.  Just remember to keep brushing and flossing at least once a day."

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Smelly Situation

"Hold it.  Guys?  I thought I was supposed to be loading this thing with gunpowder and rocks.  These things look like little balls of poo. (pause)  Heyyyyy...wait a minute...."