Color Correction

"Umm... thanks, Dad. I always wanted a... green... baseball glove."

88

"Just remember, Data, the flux-capacitor will engage once you get up to 88 parsecs per hour!"

Two-Dimensional Thinking

Khan: "Where is Kirk? Damn this nebula! Should I alter my x-plane or y-plane coordinates?"
Tattoo: "Z-PLANE! Z-PLANE!"
Khan: "Herve, get off my set!!!"

Horny?

Rand: "Is that a horn growing out of your head, or are you just happy to see me?"

Bad Luck

"I'm telling you, Scotty, after getting my arm fried in the Weeger Incident, a Ceti Eel put in my ear by Khan, and falling off a nuclear wessel in the 20th century, I'm beginning to think that bad things von't happen to me anymore!"