88

"Just remember, Data, the flux-capacitor will engage once you get up to 88 parsecs per hour!"

Two-Dimensional Thinking

Khan: "Where is Kirk? Damn this nebula! Should I alter my x-plane or y-plane coordinates?"
Tattoo: "Z-PLANE! Z-PLANE!"
Khan: "Herve, get off my set!!!"

Horny?

Rand: "Is that a horn growing out of your head, or are you just happy to see me?"

Bad Luck

"I'm telling you, Scotty, after getting my arm fried in the Weeger Incident, a Ceti Eel put in my ear by Khan, and falling off a nuclear wessel in the 20th century, I'm beginning to think that bad things von't happen to me anymore!"

Tea Time

"Another box of Earl Grey tea.... Well, thank you for the Christmas gift, Mr. Data. You do realize that I can replicate a hot cup of tea at any given moment though, right?"