Warranting an Investigation

"Wait… yes…YES, Batman, I'm receiving an encrypted message! They're trying to reach you... about your Batmobile's extended warranty! Ha ha ha!"

Happy New Year!

"Captain, look who has come aboard to join us for our New Year's Eve party tonight! Isn't it nice to see my mother again?"

I Have a Little Jumja

"Dad, look what Nerys got me! I didn't know she even knew about Hanukkah traditions."
"Jake, son, that's not a dreidel. That's a jumja stick, and you're holding it upside down."

Case Closed

"Here's to another case solved! Except I'm not giving you any Champagne, Data. I don't want to be dealing with a drunk android ever again after what you did the last time."

Astute Diagnosis

"Only one week aboard the Enterprise, and already Dr. McKennah has diagnosed me as a sex maniac with delusions of godhood. Can you believe that?"
"I told you she was good, Jim!"