There's Always Room for Jell-O

"So, what are these things supposed to be, Billy?"
"They're supposed to be physical manifestations of the seven deadly sins,
but they just kinda look like little Jell-O monkey-things to me."

Timeless Good Taste

"So, Admiral Kirk. What do you think… of my new outfit? I constructed it out of rich corinthian leather!"

He could save you 15% or more

"Guys, I'm a Gorn, not a gecko. And I don't know a thing about car insurance. You've got the wrong lizard!"

Eat Them Up - Yum!

"I know your species are fish-eaters, Mordock, but I guess I should have told you that the Captain's fish in his ready-room was off-limits."

Terminal

"Jim, just let him do it. Either Lt. Kaplan dies of his terminal illness, or we let him beam down in a red shirt."