Saturday, February 26, 2022

Call Waiting

"NOOOO! Not the Razor Crest! … Uhh … I don't suppose you can do that Jedi SOS thing you just did and call us a ride, can you?"

Saturday, February 19, 2022

I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Mando!

"I won't kill you... but I don't have to save you."
"You can't be serious! You can't throw some wacky Batman line at me, Mando!"

Saturday, February 12, 2022

Good Greef, Charlie Brown!

"That's some opinionated kid you got there, Mando. After healing my arm up from that blaster hit, all he said was 'Good grief!'"
"You sure he didn't say 'Good, Greef?'"

Saturday, February 5, 2022

Great Value

"Sorry kid, but Girl Scout cookies won't be around for another week. It's either Great Value knock-offs, or nothing."

Saturday, January 29, 2022

The Mando, the Moff, and the Greef

Greef: "Down with Moff Gideon! The Force is with us because it hates the Empire, too!"
Mando: "The Force is not with us 'cause it hates idiots, also."