Amazon Women

"So, Wonder Woman, we were just wondering... are any of your people really on the moon?"

Sunday Morn

Unfortunately for Morn, his gag glasses could not conceal the fact that he had fallen asleep during the Bajoran prayer service as evidenced by his loud snoring.

Dukat Press Conference: Fake News!

"You, Mr. Sisko, are fake news! Only an enemy of the people would write that I've been dabbling in Pah-Wraith cults and have been sleeping with Kai Winn! And as for my glowing red eyes, they are only a result of having to read those horrible lies."

Rank Has It's Privileges

Sulu:  "Look, Pavel.  I'm afraid you just can't come with us to the Starfleet Captains Conference until you make the rank of Captain yourself.  I'm sorry."

Pon Farr Away

Spock:  "I've been meaning to ask you this, Lieutenant, but I find it difficult to believe that I experienced pon farr with you on the Genesis planet and yet I have not been told that I am to be a father.  Is there something you would like to confess?"