Inspection

"What are you people wearing?! The Admiral is here for an inspection, not another costume party!"

Domo Arigato, Mr. Mugato

The crew was impressed with Mugatu's performance, although they thought he went a bit overboard when he changed the lyrics of "Mr. Roboto" to "Mr. Mugato".

Ilia: Action Figure

"…organic polymers, inorganic compounds, stabilizing additives.... My God, Jim! She's made of plastic!"

Revoked!

"That's it, young man! Your viewscreen privileges are being revoked as of this moment! No one is allowed to 'surf the web' on this screen!"

Well, actually it was…

"Give me back my VISOR! That's not a hair clip, you know!"