Reunion

"So let me get this straight, Scotty. You were going to retire, ran into some trouble, put yourself in a transporter buffer for 75 years, and haven't aged a day? That's not very damn fair."

Why so serious?

In Harry Mudd's later years, he found himself in charge of a traveling circus. Although the help was often well-mannered, he always seemed to have a bit of trouble with his star clown.

Mmmm...Brains!

"Heeeellloooo, will you beeee staying for luuuunch?"

Two Faced

Quark: "Sorry sir. I don't know what kind of two-faced over-sized currency you're using, but we only use gold-pressed latinum around here."

It's not easy being green....

"No, I'm Hal Jordan. John Stewart is NOT this sector's primary Green Lantern. He's my backup. What is this, someone's revisionist history where he was a founding member of the first Justice League instead of me? Please!"