Alien Reputations

"Ah HA! You're the reason humans are so frightened of aliens. Stop giving the rest of us a bad name!"

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Bubble of Trouble

"Hmm… it kind of looksss like a bubble. But, if this bubble means trouble, then… I've got it! I'll call it the Trouble Bubble! HAHAHAHA!" 

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He's a Cold Hearted Snake

The Baroness' interpretation of Paula Abdul's song "Cold Hearted" raised a number of eyebrows in the crowd during the annual Cobra Talent Night.

Gold Member

"Yes, Commander, I have changed my appearance. I am now gold. As I am still a member of Cobra, I would therefore like to be called 'Goldmember' from this time forth."

Face Off

"Okay Snake-Eyes, the first one to score a goal gets the next piece of the Weather Dominator. Agreed?"

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Out of the Blue

"I'm beginning to agree with Logan. You're such an…."
"Whoa! Does Pappa Smurf Know his little girl has such a filthy mouth?"

Black Panther Curse

"So let me understand. You, son of T'Challa, are now the new Black Panther? In a matter of only a few years, I have seen four other Black Panthers come and go. I'm becoming very appreciative that I myself did not attain the title!"

The Stevies

"So your name is Steve Rogers, and yours is Stephen Strange? You should team up and call yourself The Stevies!"

Mistaken Identity

"Well, I'm not too happy about my hotel room. Supposedly they booked me under 'Rocky Raccoon'. And wouldn't ya know, I stepped into my room only to find Gideon's Bible."

The Truth Hurts

Turns out Ant-Man was telling Deadpool the truth when he was asked "Why is Thor Crying?"

Insubordination

"Listen, Holdo. I don't like you, I don't respect you, and… and... I hate your purple hair! So there!"

Capelicious

"There's actually a very valid reason why I wear a cape, Han. L3 here gets a little too touchy-feely back there if I don't wear one."

Nowhere Man

"Where are you from, Rey?"
"Nowhere."
"Tatooine?"
"No, Master Skywalker. Jakku. But from what I hear, I think you probably win."

Happy 250th!

"Hi, I’m Captain America. I’m here to congratulate the United States on its 250th year. One of the most important aspects of this country is the freedom of its people. When the Founding Fathers wrote….”
“Ah… Mr. Captain America? I’m afraid this PSA is only scheduled to run 30 seconds, sir.”

I Pity the Fool!

Mr. Terrific had finally had enough of Flash's constant irritation after being called "Mr. T'' for what seemed like the 100th time.

Scrubs

"Wait, guys. I can't do this all on my own. No, I know, I'm no Superman."
"Someone should make a song out of that…."

Hosed

"You do realize, Black Manta, that with one swipe of my trident I can just cut your air tubes and the fight is over, right?"

Balls

"No, Guy, they are not Poke Balls. They're T-Spheres!"
"Whatever, Terrific. Just grab your balls and let's go save the world."

Round Q

"C'mon, Benji! Let's go for round 2! Picard won't lay a hand on me and neither will Janeway, so you're the only one either stupid or brave enough other than Guinan to hit me again."

Just a Theory

"Yes, Ensign Crusher. Math, science and history are unraveling the mystery, but it all started with the Big Bang."