Saturday, August 22, 2026

Black Panther Curse

"So let me understand. You, son of T'Challa, are now the new Black Panther? In a matter of only a few years, I have seen four other Black Panthers come and go. I'm becoming very appreciative that I myself did not attain the title!"

Saturday, August 15, 2026

The Stevies

"So your name is Steve Rogers, and yours is Stephen Strange? You should team up and call yourself The Stevies!"

Saturday, August 8, 2026

Mistaken Identity

"Well, I'm not too happy about my hotel room. Supposedly they booked me under 'Rocky Raccoon'. And wouldn't ya know, I stepped into my room only to find Gideon's Bible."

Saturday, August 1, 2026

The Truth Hurts

Turns out Ant-Man was telling Deadpool the truth when he was asked "Why is Thor Crying?"

Saturday, July 25, 2026

Insubordination

"Listen, Holdo. I don't like you, I don't respect you, and… and... I hate your purple hair! So there!"

Saturday, July 18, 2026

Capelicious

"There's actually a very valid reason why I wear a cape, Han. L3 here gets a little too touchy-feely back there if I don't wear one."

Saturday, July 11, 2026

Nowhere Man

"Where are you from, Rey?"
"Nowhere."
"Tatooine?"
"No, Master Skywalker. Jakku. But from what I hear, I think you probably win."

Saturday, July 4, 2026

Happy 250th!

"Hi, I’m Captain America. I’m here to congratulate the United States on its 250th year. One of the most important aspects of this country is the freedom of its people. When the Founding Fathers wrote….”
“Ah… Mr. Captain America? I’m afraid this PSA is only scheduled to run 30 seconds, sir.”

Saturday, June 27, 2026

I Pity the Fool!

Mr. Terrific had finally had enough of Flash's constant irritation after being called "Mr. T'' for what seemed like the 100th time.

Saturday, June 20, 2026

Scrubs

"Wait, guys. I can't do this all on my own. No, I know, I'm no Superman."
"Someone should make a song out of that…."

Saturday, June 13, 2026

Hosed

"You do realize, Black Manta, that with one swipe of my trident I can just cut your air tubes and the fight is over, right?"

Saturday, June 6, 2026

Balls

"No, Guy, they are not Poke Balls. They're T-Spheres!"
"Whatever, Terrific. Just grab your balls and let's go save the world."

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Round Q

"C'mon, Benji! Let's go for round 2! Picard won't lay a hand on me and neither will Janeway, so you're the only one either stupid or brave enough other than Guinan to hit me again."

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Just a Theory

"Yes, Ensign Crusher. Math, science and history are unraveling the mystery, but it all started with the Big Bang."

Saturday, May 16, 2026

Pick-Up Bar

"So I heard somewhere that Talosians might be androgynous. Is that true? I don't think I've been with an androgynous species before."
"Yes you have, Will! You forgot about... *mmph*!"
"SHHH! Don't screw this up for me, Captain!"

Saturday, May 9, 2026

Take the Helm!

"Deanna! When I said 'Take the helm,' I meant for you to steer the damn ship, not physically take the helm console!"

Saturday, May 2, 2026

Time's Arcade

"Obviously someone else went back in time and monetized the exploits of Kirk's Enterprise, Number One."

Saturday, April 25, 2026

Am I Bovvered?

"Look at my face, space-man! Is my face bovvered? Face? Bovvered?"
"Donna, you're starting to sound like this unruly teenager I had the misfortune of teaching one time."

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Doctor, I Shrunk the TARDIS!

"No, Mickey! Wrong console button! Try the one that says 'Normal Size.'"

Background photo by Toypixx Toy Photography

Saturday, April 11, 2026

A Colorful Alliance

"You… are... The Master?"
"Ugh… I didn't realize that when I agreed to assist the Daleks that I would be joining up with the Teletubby versions."

Background photo by Toypixx Toy Photography