Saturday, March 21, 2026

A Question of Uniform Decorum

"Baroness, I understand your need for different outfits, but doesn't your lingerie go on underneath the uniform and not over it?"

Saturday, March 14, 2026

Too Cold for a Snow Job

"I know you want to go out looking for Duke in this weather, but -20 is even too cold for me, Snake-Eyes. Timber will freeze before you reach the first marker!"

Saturday, March 7, 2026

Cobra Arena of Soft Sport

"Destro, I'm starting to think you're going a little sssoft. We used to have our prisoners go into melee combat against each other with medieval weapons, and now you're resorting to boxing matches?"