Sinister Sand

"So, Kraven is hunting Spider-Man in… wait, is Sandman actually in this Zoom meeting, or is he just ghosting us by posting a picture of a beach?"

Background photos 1-3 by Toypixx Toy Photography

Hungry Hungry Ego

"I really sorry that I missed out on all of the father-son bonding time in your youth, Peter, but this game of Hungry Hungry Hippos is really aggravating!"

Action Figure Valentine Fantasies

Deadpool would never forget the day he walked in on Logan playing with his X-Men figures recreating a mutant love-triangle.

An Ikea Idea

"I'm honored to visit your room here at Kamar-Taj, Mordo, but I have to say that I didn't picture you to be an enthusiastic Ikea shopper."

A Game of Rumors

"You shall cease relaying this rumor at once, trooper! I am not attracted to large burly redheads with beards, and that is that!"

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I'm Not Listening!

"What??? Dad, NOOOOO! I don't want to hear about how hot Mom
had looked in her dancer bikini on Tatooine! Eww, eww, EWWWW!"

Darth Smiley

"The Death Star… always brings a smile to my face. Vader... Sith freak? Terrorizes? Wait 'till they get a load of me!"

Sand

"Aren't…aren't you coming with us, Lord Vader, to retrieve the Death Star plans?"
"What? You expect me to do down to a planet of sand? SAND??? It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!"

IG-Something

"Shh! Bossk, it's me. IG-11! I'm covering for IG-88. He went on a drunken oil and battery spree last night and needs time to recover. Just act natural and no one will ever know."