Butt Light

"So, your name is Firefly, right? Does this mean your
specialty is making your butt glow in the dark?"

Gravy Trained

"No Timber, no! Snake-Eyes, get Timber off me! After our
fight through the restaurant and getting gravy all over me,
he's going to lick me to death… and it tickles!" 

Hoodwinked

"What??? No, I'm not a clansssman! It's just so I can
take it off easier than wearing the helmet when I need to eat.
Give me at least sssome credit, Destro. I'm not THAT evil!"

He Blinded Me with Chrome!

"What are you waiting for, imbeciles? Shoot her!"
"Argh! Sir, we can't see her! You're blinding us with your head!"