Saturday, July 26, 2025

The ICE Planet of Hoth

"Hoth??? Why would we want to move there of all places? Isn't it
a planet full of ICE? They're worse than your everyday Stormtroopers!"
"No, Han, it's full of ice, the frozen liquid, not the Immigration and Customs Enforcement."

Saturday, July 19, 2025

Acting in Another Life

"You say your name is Galen Urso? I do not know the name, however I
feel like I have known you my entire life just as I would a brother."

Saturday, July 12, 2025

No Time for Huggies

"Ack! No huggies! No huggies!"

Saturday, July 5, 2025

Pushing His Buttons

"Krennic! When I advised you against 'flipping off' Lord Vader, I was
referring to the finger gesture. Not the chest panel buttons for his suit!"