Saturday, April 26, 2025

Gun Censorship

"Hear me out on this one, guys. Have you ever noticed how our guns don't sound like real guns? 
And the bullets look like some kind of Star Wars lasers! Aren't these regular military guns?"

Saturday, April 19, 2025

The Fog of War

"Wait! Waaaiiit, Scarlett! I'm breathing so heavy while we're fighting that my
face mask has fogged up! You wouldn't hit a blind man, would you?"

(Background pic by Toypixx Toy Photography)

Saturday, April 12, 2025

Stuck on Destro

"It's just basic knowledge, ya know? Haven't you seen A Christmas Story?
With Baroness kissing Destro's cold head, it's the same thing!"

(Background pic by Toypixx Toy Photography)

Saturday, April 5, 2025

That's a lot of sass!

"What? Join your organization again? Why would I after your bungling of the Mass Device Project?"
"Hear me out, Destro. I take Baroness, Scarlett and yourself, plug you all in, and I'll call it the Sassss Device!"