Starbucking

"Chakotay, the only reason I was excited to come with you to the holodeck was because I thought we were going to a Starbuck's Coffee, not Starbuck's ship from Battlestar Galactica!"

So Farr Away

"Oh darn, Benjamin! If only we had been transported a little further back
in time, Spock just went through Pon Farr only a few months ago."
"Stay away, Jadzia. Just... stay... away."

Slow Down!

"Yes, I now have Genesis! Wait… there's a yellow light that
just came on. What does a yellow light mean, Kirk?"
"Slow down."
"What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?"

Release the Penguin!

"WAIT! Turn off that oven! That's an old friend of mine by the name of Frobisher. He's a penguin, not a turkey! Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving, you animal!"

Korg Finds a Way

"Sure, you could say that I, Korg, am just a pile of rocks. But there's
life in these old rocks, and, as you could say, life finds a way."

Petty Dispute

"I am sick of arguing with you, Logan, so let's get to the point.
Let's roll another joiiiiiiint….C'mon, sing it with me!"

Wong, Sorcerer Supreme

"I, Mordo, demand you bring me the Sorcerer Supreme!"
"Wong?"
"No, I'm not wrong, I'm right!"
"No, 'Wong', not 'wrong!' Wong is the current Sorcerer Supreme!"

Costume Colors

"Yes, I wear red so people don't see me bleed. My friend here, though, wears yellow so… well, you get the idea. It comes with age, I'm told."

(Background courtesy of Toypixx)

The Expendables

"Hey kid, can you grab me a… oh, wait. Sorry, I thought you were Luke for a minute instead of just some random expendable Hoth Rebel Soldier."

Stormtrooper Will

("Fire at will, Commander!")
"Done, my Emperor! I don't know what Will here did, but we terminated him just like you ordered."

All Over a One Credit Bet

"It… was… the… Snoke! It… was… the… Snoke!"

Save the Loth Cats!

"HER policies have allowed vagrants to invade Lothal where they are
eating the Loth cats of the local residents! Despicable, I tell you!"

Advantage: Brainiac

Superman hated playing tennis with him, but he had to admit that Brainiac really made a grand entrance when he came out onto the court.

Bat-Style

"Holy hot wheels, Batman! This car is awesome!"
"It's alright, Robin, but I'm really considering getting the next incarnation made in black."

Stop Hitting Yourself

Superman's and Lex Luthor's long awaited reconciliation didn't last too long when Superman started playing 'Stop Hitting Yourself' with Lex's fist.

Missing Inaction

"Guys, I wasn't fast enough. I just WASN'T FAST ENOUGH! Reverse Flash
came and went so quick that even the Gamestops were empty."
"Wait, Wally, we have a lead. He may be hiding out with Black Manta."

Believe It!

"Scully, I've changed my mind. I don't want to believe! I don't want to believe!"

Academic

"You just wait, Lieutenant Paris. One day in the distant future I'll probably be teaching at Starfleet Academy and be highly revered. You, on the other hand, will be remembered for turning into an overgrown salamander."

Literally Genesis

"Kirk, GIVE ME GENESIS!!!"
"Ugh… Alright, alright! 'In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth….'"

What in Tar-nation?

"Captain, we have a situation down here. There's this tar monster called Armus who has a grudge against something called the National Asphalt Pavement Association, and he's pretty pissed off."

Crushing the Competition

"Bring it on, sir! You haven't bowled until you've gone against the CRUSHERS! Prepare to get crushed!"

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

There were some that thought Captain America went too far in his short public service announcement films, however no one could deny that he technically WAS Mr. Rogers.

Web Shooter

"WHAT? No, Mysterio! I don't shoot webs out of my butt! I have mechanical web shooters on my wrists. I'm not an actual spider. Where did you ever get that idea from???"

(Background by Toypixx)

The Corrugated Method

"Hop in, Steve! We need to get those Infinity Stones in the past!"
"Tony, are you sure this thing is safe? It doesn't look too mechanically functional."
"Sure it is. You should be amazed at what I can do with corrugated cardboard these days."

Fire Away!

"No, Gamora! I was saying that the name of the song playing
on my Zune was 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot'. Geez!"

A Stuttering Development

"So you sell us out to the First Order, DJ, and all you've got
to say is'Th-th-that's all, folks!'??? Great, just great!"

Precious Rings

"Look sir! No, wait a minute… not droids, but... it's still a ring.
And it seems to have some writing on the side! Looks elvish."

Knee-Slapping Arm-Ripping Humor

"<So then Fwip thought she was talking me down and thinking I was all relaxed and such, then I took that Trandoshan and ripped his arms off right in front of everyone! It was great, Chewbacca!>"
"<Hahaha! You're such a kidder, Krrsantan!>"

Triple Threat

"I don't know about you, but seeing those three conspiring together, something big is about to go down."

Fortune Favors the Fett

"Just look at the way Jabba is handling this Skywalker kid, Boba. He's such a great crime boss."
"I've seen better."
"Oh please! You couldn't rule any better than I even could."
"One day, Fortuna. One… day…."

Batmen

"NO, not TWO Batmen! Two-Face, is this something YOU are responsible for??? We bring you to the Lair once and look what happens!"

Men in Tights

"See, Nightwing? I'm an updated Robin! No more skimpy shorts! Now I have full leg tights just like the rest of you!"

The Mouth of the Batman Who Laughs

"My master bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?"
"Man, would you believe the mouth on this guy, GL???"

May the 4th Be With You!

Beryllium Quest

"Scotty, I think we'd better switch back to dilithium. These beryllium spheres are just way too awkward to be carrying on shuttlecrafts."

Pike's Peak

"Ah, Captain Christopher Pike. We were told of your infamous and gravity-defying hair, yet we are underwhelmed at its present state."

Dances With Worfs

"DOCTOR CRUSHER! You had my dance practices FILMED and then turned into a movie???"

For Vulcan Eyes Only

"Spock! What are you doing? You're not supposed to look directly at the eclipse!"
"Jim, have you forgotten that I have a pair of inner-eyelids that protects my vision from bright light."

Hoppy Easter

"Shh! Don't give me away, droid! I'm hiding eggs for tomorrow's celebration."

Backpack, Backpack, Yeah!

"Wait, Spider-Man! That wasn't me! See, I have this talking backpack. Sure, it's a bit bulky and cumbersome to carry, but it really must not like you if it's saying 'Die, Spider-Man!'"

Treading on Spidey's Toes

"Gee, Spidey. Sorry for running over and crushing your toes. I'd think a guy like you would have had a bit more agility to avoid this kind of thing."

Toilet Troubles

"Hulk, after a suggestion by the Avengers Facility Janitorial Staff, you are no longer allowed to use the public restroom. However, we've built you a nice sandbox in the back yard."

Obey Your Thirst

"Sprite! You're drinking 7-Up??? Okay, now that's just wrong!"

Dark Humor

"What, you don't like my 'choking on aspirations' joke, Krennic? Well, I've got more where that came from. Want to hear one of my knock-knock jokes?"

The Travis Adventures II

"So I'm standing there in my hovertank just minding my own business, and this crazy looking Sith guy just hops onto my tank, grabs a selfie, shouts 'Happy Birthday!' and runs off! Called himself Darth Smiley. Weird, man… just plain weird."

A Reflection of Deflection

"Back in my day, Stormtroopers couldn't aim worth poodoo. If First Order troopers are the same way, don't even worry about having to deflect shots. It'll save you a lot of work."

Bodhi Language

"Okay, so we got the squad together. Now who's gonna fly the ship?"
"I… I'm the...pilot?"

Workout Wonders

"Damn, Oliver! Your workout regimen must be amazing if it makes my sculpted body look like a 'dad bod' in comparison!"

Neon Nightwear

"Wait, Batman. Before we start this fight, how did you see me up on this rooftop?"
"Slade… seriously?"

Driver's Education

Terrified by Dick's driving, Bruce decided at that moment that Alfred would take over all future behind-the-wheel driver's education sessions.