Maury! Maury! Maury!

"I have to admit, Commander, I feel like I'm on a Maury Povich tabloid talk show. 'Who is the father of Seska's child? The upstanding Starfleet officer or the Kazon antogonist? Stay tuned!'"

No Time for Oo-mox

"I know we're undercover, and I'll make it as convincing as I can, Jean-Luc, but I draw the line at giving to you what looks like oo-mox."

On the Other Hand….

"Please state the nature of the medical emergen… HOLY CRAP!"
"Yeah, I had a little trouble in the transporter, Doctor."

What Time Is It?

"They say time is the fire in which we burn, Captain."
"I know the Time, Soran. Riker and I have modeled our whole lives around Morris Day and Jerome!"